[b]Hero declares himself city's Official Game Show Host Kings Row, Paragon City[/b] (JerkNews) -- Cpt. Concussion, an increasingly controversial superhero, proclaimed himself "Paragon City's Official Game Show Host" on Wednesday. Concussion, otherwise known as bankrupted entrepreneur Boris Feltz, made the announcement in an impromptu press conference on the steps of the Paragon Police Department headquarters. "For too long, the only excitement this city's experienced is the massive amounts of crime that plague our streets," stated Cpt. Concussion. "It's time to give the citizens a new glimmer of normalcy in their fragile world." Before Cpt. Concussion could answer questions regarding how a game show host could create 'normalcy' in Paragon, PPD officers broke up the press conference, citing a failure to file appropriate paperwork for such events, and the security risk it posed in front of the PPD headquarters. While Paragon City does not recognize the title of Official Game Show Host, City Representative Brighid Moreira says the city will not contest Concussion's declaration. "It is not worth the time and effort for the city to fight every hero that declares themselves our only hope, the greatest hero ever, or any other outrageous and unfounded claims," read Moreira in a statement to the press. "We consider this nothing more than another publicity stunt from one of the city's more questionable groups of heroes." --- This is where you come in. ***[b]Thursday, January 25th. 8 PM EST. The Hollows, at the platform by the Skyway City gate.[/b]*** Gather there for the pilot episode of Paragon City's newest and most random game show ever. It is a... [b]CITY OF GAME SHOW![/b] This is where we test out the kinks in the show for future episodes. Depending on how many people show up, the top prize for this episode could be 1,000,000 inf. Future prizes will vary. They might be better or worse, depending on our whims. [u][b]Random Questions that Barely Qualify as a F.A.Q.[/b][/u] [b]What is needed to play City of Game Show?[/b] If you can survive the zone the episode takes place in, you might have a chance. [b]Expect the unexpected.[/b] Not everyone has an equal or fair chance, and you may be asked to perform strange tasks that you are incapable of doing. Such is the luck of a game show. Every episode will have a thread. Any specific instructions for that episode will lie within. (In the case of this pilot episode, you only need to show up if you want to play.) [b]Wait, you guys are those Jerks. How can we trust you not to screw the contestants over?[/b] You can't. Well, for the most part, that is. There will be a legit prize, as well as a legit chance for some contestants to win said prize. We also promise not to plant Jerks as contestants to protect our prizes from actual contestants. Seriously. We'll beat up any Jerks that try this without a good reason. [b]So what is the format of City of Game Show?[/b] It varies. We have no intention of playing the same game twice. It's kind of like Calvinball, except less awesome and more like a game show. One week might have us eliminating contestants randomly through competition until one remains. Another week may have us simply give out small prizes throughout the event for competitions. We might even have special events, like tournaments and lengthy special tasks for teams. We just don't want a format of three hours of cycling boring dance emotes while pretending to have fun, with a small game or two mixed in. Unless we decide to make that a competition. Don't tempt us. We want to keep these shows relatively brief, frequently frantic, and more exciting that what you could otherwise be doing in-game. [b]So when is this again? And where is it?[/b] I already told you. [b]Well, I don't remember.[/b] Maybe you should scroll up. [b]Maybe I just won't attend![/b] Fiiiine. [b]WHAT: CITY OF GAME SHOW - PILOT EPISODE WHEN: THURSDAY JANUARY 25TH @ 8:00 PM EST WHERE: THE HOLLOWS - PLATFORM BY SKYWAY CITY PRIZE: UP TO 1 MILLION INF THIS EPISODE HOSTED BY: Cpt. Concussion and The Circle of Jerks WHY: BUFFALO[/b]