[b]City of Game Show[/b] is back yet again! You can't stop us! You can't ignore us! Stay tuned...

[color:orange]***[b]Friday, February 9th. 8 PM EST. Steel Canyon, at the University.[/b]***[/color]

Gather there for the growing sensation that has stalkers in Warburg cursing its very name!

It is a...

[color:orange][b]CITY OF GAME SHOW![/b][/color]

So we hear a day about love is coming up. Time to buy your sweetheart candy and flowers, in the hopes of performing the reproductive act.

Or you could take her to a game show! It's cheaper, and it just might be the best date you've ever had. After all, we see all you kids running into the Pocket D, huddling in a corner, and dumping out your sad pasts to anyone willing to listen.

Come take a hint or two from us, as you compete in physical and mental challenges that aren't just for prizes. They're learning experiences. Build a grand bachelor pad somewhere. Watch others flounder in their pursuit of love. You might even just relish in the pain of being thrown off a building by a jilted ex-lover. Super-powered types in love? Why, yes. [color:pink][b]Love Hurts.[/b][/color]


[color:orange][u][b]Random Questions that Barely Qualify as a F.A.Q.[/b][/u][/color]

[color:yellow][b]What is needed to play City of Game Show?[/b][/color]

If you can survive the zone the episode takes place in, you might have a chance. [b]Expect the unexpected.[/b] Not everyone has an equal or fair chance, and you may be asked to perform strange tasks that you are incapable of doing. Such is the luck of a game show.

Every episode will have a thread. Any specific instructions for that episode will lie within. (They'll also be repeated at the bottom of the post, if you have trouble reading long bits of text.)

[color:yellow][b]Wait, you guys are those Jerks. How can we trust you not to screw the contestants over?[/b][/color]

You can't. Well, for the most part, that is.

There will be a legit prize, as well as a legit chance for some contestants to win said prize. We also promise not to plant Jerks as contestants to protect our prizes from actual contestants. Seriously. We'll beat up any Jerks that try this without a good reason.

[color:yellow][b]So what is the format of City of Game Show?[/b][/color]

It varies. We have no intention of playing the same game twice. It's kind of like Calvinball, except less awesome and more like a game show.

One week might have us eliminating contestants randomly through competition until one remains. Another week may have us simply give out small prizes throughout the event for competitions. We might even have special events, like tournaments and lengthy special tasks for teams.

We just don't want a format of three hours of cycling boring dance emotes while pretending to have fun, with a small game or two mixed in. Unless we decide to make that a competition. Don't tempt us. We want to keep these shows relatively brief, frequently frantic, and more exciting that what you could otherwise be doing in-game.

[color:yellow][b]So when is this again?[/b][/color]

[color:orange][b]WHAT: CITY OF GAME SHOW - EPISODE 2
WHEN: FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9TH @ 8:00 PM EST
WHERE: STEEL CANYON, AT THE UNIVERSITY
PRIZES: VARIOUS, DEPENDING ON OUR WHIMS[/color]

HOSTED BY: Cpt. Concussion and The Circle of Jerks
WHY: WE ARE SAD AND LONELY[/b]

[color:yellow][u][b]**Will there be anything required of us this time?[/b][/u][/color]

Not necessarily. [b]However, there just might be a special event during the whole show in which you build something awesome with limited resources. You might want to bring a character not already in a SG for that one.[/b]

Enjoy, and we'll see you Friday!